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PostSubject: You mite not want to read this   Fri Sep 19, 2014 6:30 pm

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A new study just published in the journal PLoS ONE on Aug 27 found that in a small sample of 29 people they sampled, 100% of those over 18 had mite DNA on their face
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PostSubject: Re: You mite not want to read this   Fri Sep 19, 2014 6:31 pm

They must not have sampled me, Jordan the Miteless.
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PostSubject: Re: You mite not want to read this   Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:18 am

I don't get it.
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PostSubject: Re: You mite not want to read this   Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:21 am

You have mites on your face.
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PostSubject: Re: You mite not want to read this   Mon Sep 22, 2014 8:08 pm

Based on a study of 29 people.
And so what?
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PostSubject: Re: You mite not want to read this   Mon Sep 22, 2014 8:24 pm

Mites are icky. Your face is icky because it has mites.
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PostSubject: Re: You mite not want to read this   Mon Sep 22, 2014 11:14 pm

We have bacteria and microbes and shit all over us all the time.
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PostSubject: Re: You mite not want to read this   Tue Sep 23, 2014 12:45 am

You might have shit all over you, but I don't.
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PostSubject: Re: You mite not want to read this   Tue Sep 23, 2014 1:49 am

Unless you live in a completely sanitized environment like Mr. Burns in the Casino episode of The Simpsons you've got germs on you.
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PostSubject: Re: You mite not want to read this   Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:25 am

You included shit. If you have shit all over you, that's your problem brah.
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PostSubject: Re: You mite not want to read this   Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:47 pm

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PostSubject: Re: You mite not want to read this   Wed Sep 24, 2014 6:28 am

if you take a shit there's shit particles in the air of your entire apartment in like less than thirty seconds

therefore it's also on you
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PostSubject: Re: You mite not want to read this   Wed Sep 24, 2014 1:42 pm

Yeah, I saw that on MythBusters. The shit particles even got to the toothbrushes they had in a glass in like the kitchen or something.
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